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"Getting an education is a bit like having a communicable sexual disease. It makes you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you have the urge to pass it on." -Pratchett
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t-t-t-tongues, always press to your cheeks
well my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
t-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him.
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Member of Equine Artists, Horse Fanatics Club, Pixel Pax, Equine Art
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t-t-t-tongues, always press to your cheeks
well my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
t-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him.
Charm will always have some of the coolest markings out there C=
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t-t-t-tongues, always press to your cheeks
well my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
t-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him.
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